Funny And Amazings Things

Two young men were contending when the educator went into the room.

The educator says, "Why are you contending?"

One kid answers, "We discovered a ten dollor bill and chose to offer it to whoever tells the greatest falsehood."

"You ought to be embarrassed of yourselves," said the educator, "When I was your age I didn't even comprehend what a falsehood was."

The young men gave the ten dollars to the educator.